As Seen on TV

What the hell is this?

I mean seriously, you need this ridiculous device to make little hamburgers? A meat patty is some sort of grandiose sculpture requiring years of professional training?

Oh it is so easy with the Big City Slider.

WTF?

The commercial shows obvious idiots failing miserably at cooking hamburgers the old fashioned way in a skillet.

Oh my God, the skillet, it is so hard to use, so complicated. Which end of the spatula is the handle? I just can’t figure this stuff out, I am a klutz in the kitchen.

This is as bad as that pancake flipper thing.

Remember that contraption? It was another device for the spatula impaired. How many people sat at home thinking “I like pancakes, but flipping a pancake is the HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD.”

In case you don’t have a TV, you can watch the commercial (and buy one if you're insane) here.